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Kim Marsh on Hear'Say
Kim Marsh on Hear'Say
Having left the band in 2002 Kim has very little time to discuss the golden age of her dwindling career, only providing this short statement - "I hate them all, pure and simple. I have nothing more to say". Kim now intends to pursue a career in veterinary surgery, demonstrating SMOG's new found penchant for cutting things open.
Queen Lucy Decrees
Queen Lucy Decrees
In her eternal quest for vengeance Lucy has issued what is possibly her most extreme decree to date. For the benefit who have not yet seen it, the full text is quoted below.
Tom Lees caught Yellow handed
Tom Lees caught Yellow handed
After a highly embarrassing HR intervention Yellow was escorted off Muller's Market Drayton manufacturing site, having been caught naked, up to his neck in Muller's latest yoghurt innovation the "Banana Quark". After questioning Yellow admitted a saucy video call with SMOG's own Tiffany Anderson got a bit out of hand. Tiff has declined to comment on the events, keeping reporters at arms length, well out of ear-shot.
Steve's 10 Sexiest Moments
Steve's 10 Sexiest Moments
Queen Lucy's Royal Decree 16.1.4
Queen Lucy's Royal Decree 16.1.4
Lucy Constance IV by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland Queen Defender of the Faith.
Lucy Constance IV by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland Queen Defender of the Faith.
Following a recent revelation that an act passed in the fourth year of my reign intituled “An act to provide, until the first day of July two thousand and twenty, the most luxurious and comfortable bed in any given tournament accommodation to the reigning Queen and her Prince and for the least desirable sleeping quarters to be forced upon a lowly subject of her choosing.” has been flagrantly disobeyed on a number of occasions a further act is hereby decreed.
Title: "Fear me dear, for I am Death, I'll take your hope, your dreams, your love, until there's nothing left"
Title: "Fear me dear, for I am Death, I'll take your hope, your dreams, your love, until there's nothing left"
- At all future SMOG events anyone that idly stands by whilst HRH Queen Lucinda Constance IV suffers even the slightest of short term inconvenience shall be mercilessly disembowelled.
- On the allocation of sleeping arrangements, only the Queen shall sleep in a bed, all other beds in the shared accommodation shall lay empty, on pain of death.
- During any over night stay, if a four poster bed is not available, four of the most loyal subjects shall stand, one on each corner of the bed, suspending a silk sheet over the Queen as she rests her royal head. Anyone who refuses, death by guillotine, if a bed post falls asleep during the night they will be stoned to death.
- Death to all non-believers
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