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Sam Higginbotham.
Sam Higginbotham.
Slender's tender defender agenda engenders young pretender to become primary contender in this December's crime preventer annual encounter.
In other news, slender turns mender after fender bender with elederly Brenda that prevents her adventure to the town centre to buy blender ahead of her big-spender Denver venture.
Ivan the terrible
Ivan the terrible
After a life of mispronunciations Ivan has been forced to change is name from Mklovichytich to Smith, a name said to be more amenable to the mostly moronic UK population.
Smith (formerly NKolakovic) has released the following statement:
It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I am departing with the proud Monopolyvich family name, however with futile lessons in pronunciation becoming a daily occurrence for me, I really have no choice.
Off the record, Ivan Smith (formerly Mcladyship) was heard saying “Honestly, I don’t even think I know how to say it” as he signed the papers that he hopes will change his life. Little does he know he’ll have to change much more than his name to ever really be considered normal.
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